England goalkeeper offers me technical support

July 21st, 2010

Ring, ring.

“Hello, Ross Brown.”

Pause. Static. Click.

<thick foreign accent> “Hello, is that Mr Brown?”

“Who’s calling please?”

“My name is David James, I’m calling because we’ve received a number of error reports from the computer in your house – and I want to help you to fix them.”
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Stop sign designed by committee…

July 20th, 2010

It’s a couple of years old apparently but I’ve not seen it before.

And it’s still scarily-accurate.

Gratuitous list of links to make up for lack of recent updates…

July 8th, 2010

Morning all… it’s been a busy few weeks, with some exciting projects either finalised or proposed. Hope to have *very* exciting news in a week or so.

In the meantime, I thought I’d share three of the sites that take up space in my RSS reader. Please note, all of these at times can be rude, crude, unsuitable for kids and not always safe for work either. You have been warned!
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In a 50s galaxy far, far away…

June 7th, 2010

Some people have fantastic ideas and far, far too much time on their hands.

Well, have you ever wondered what the Star Wars saga would have been like had it been a 1950s B movie or Saturday morning serial (in the style of Flash Gordon and the like) ? No, me neither if I’m honest – but the results are fantastic.

If you click through to the YouTube page yourself, there’s a whole world of these so-called “pre-makes”: some are better than others!

Many thanks to Ian Green for the heads-up.

Turn to the dark side… 3rd exit.

May 26th, 2010

Pure genius – both as a saleable item and a viral marketing campaign.

Well, I’m proving the power of the latter with the YouTube video below… and if I had a Tom Tom I would definitely be buying this: turn by turn directions from the Dark Lord of the Sith himself, Darth Vader.

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What happened to plain English?

May 18th, 2010

Time to don my grumpy trousers… temporarily I assure you.

Sitting down last night for an evening’s entertainment in front of the gogglebox, a voiceover before a film warned me that the film I was about to watch contained “scenes of a violent nature and language.”

The film contains language? Well unless the lead actor is Marcel Marceau, I kinda hoped it would. Makes it easier to follow what’s going on if there’s language, especially if the script covers concepts slightly-more complicated than “stuck in a glass box” and “walking into the wind”.

Yes, I know what they mean; strong language, language that may offend some people. So why not say so?

Google defies logic

May 5th, 2010

So, if you’re an Internet savvy whizzkid – like my good self – you probably make use of Google Docs, especially when working collaboratively on a project.

For those not in the know: Google Docs is essentially a web-based version of Microsoft Office, with all your documents – word processor documents, spreadsheets etc. – living in the internet cloud (aka “the ether”). Is it perfect? No, far from it but it passes the basic “good enough” test.

Now, set up correctly, Google Docs is even cleverer – as it allows you to work on documents offline; perfect if you have a flakey Internet connection.

Well… it allowed anyway.

On May 3rd, Google removed the ability to work on documents offline, promising to replace the ability with a “new improved” version some time soon.

Well that’s useful isn’t it. Soon. How long’s that then precisely?

And would, you know, leaving the existing functionality in place whilst we wait for “soon” to come round have been such a terrible idea?

The mind, it boggles.

Steve Jobs kills Flash in one afternoon

April 29th, 2010

Adobe, this is your ass. Apple just handed it to you on a plate.

The following is an ‘open letter’ that Apple boss Steve Jobs has posted onto the company’s web site this afternoon.

Expect Adobe’s share price to drop… and drop…
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Jesus appears in Google Maps

April 28th, 2010

Ok, you have to squint a bit… but there’s definitely something there.

Photoshop crash report

April 15th, 2010

Photoshop is flakey, always has been, probably always will be. And it always seems to crash when you least want it to (when you’ve finally completed a difficult procedure and are just about to save for example).

Anyway… when Photoshop crashes, a dialogue box pops up and asks you to send a report to Adobe to let them know what happened. And some people like to vent. Continue reading...