Time to don my grumpy trousers… temporarily I assure you.

Sitting down last night for an evening’s entertainment in front of the gogglebox, a voiceover before a film warned me that the film I was about to watch contained “scenes of a violent nature and language.”

The film contains language? Well unless the lead actor is Marcel Marceau, I kinda hoped it would. Makes it easier to follow what’s going on if there’s language, especially if the script covers concepts slightly-more complicated than “stuck in a glass box” and “walking into the wind”.

Yes, I know what they mean; strong language, language that may offend some people. So why not say so?